Attention Online For One Year Plaque
The internet is a devious place where time slips away like grains of sand in a broadband hourglass. Might you find it helpful to have a warning system in place for when you've been sucked into the web-time vortex? This plaque should do the trick. It reads: "Attention: You Have Been Online For One Year. It Might Be Time To Consider Logging Off And Getting A Life." Measures 4" L x 1" W x 4" H. Attention online for one year plaque.